Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What bee is good for your health?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?