What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are baseball games at night?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How long will dinner be?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?