What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which animal should never work for the government?