How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?