How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do bees gossip?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are turtles so shy?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Who is the fastest reindeer?