How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?