What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why didn't the melons get married?