What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where does breakfast live?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?