When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?