What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why are all priests fit?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?