Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What makes music in your hair?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?