What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the cow afraid?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What shape is bad at driving?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
