What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?