Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why is summer always sad?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How can you make 7 even?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?