Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a bat's favorite game?