Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do billboards talk?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?