What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the bee sad?
Surprise!!!!
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What kind of monkey flies to school?