Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
When do mice play every day?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?