Why are computers so good at golf?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What condiment has wings?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the cat so small?