Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
