What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you give a sick pig?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How does a cow do math?