What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a short cow?
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Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do frogs get to work?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What dog never pays attention in class?
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