How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
How much money does a skunk have?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why should you not pamper a cow?