Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why was the cow afraid?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How are mountains able to see?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the cow cross the road?