Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a small mom?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do cows go to New York?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?