Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do bears keep cool?
What do elves learn in school?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?