Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?