Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the ocean's favorite song?