Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which cats love to be petted?