What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How does dinner smell?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?