What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
A Frosty™!
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?