Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do jokesters study in college?
What vegetables make the best music?