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What is the color of the wind?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What does winter fat turn into?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?