What do mice do when they're at home?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How do fall and winter say hello?