Why are skeletons always hungry?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?