Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?