What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Catch!
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do bees gossip?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?