What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the horse so happy?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the fish so smart?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?