What do bees say in the summer?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?