What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?