What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How was the wedding?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?