What season begins with a thud?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What animal loves Indian food?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do runners watch so much TV?