What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What does a dog say before eating?