What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?