What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?