What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a happy cowboy?