What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?