What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How do you grill cheese?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do fairies always drink?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Which family member has tusks?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How did the tree get lost?