People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How do you organize a space party?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?