People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How do you make a cow float?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?