What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which former US President was always cold?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How does a cow do math?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?