People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?