People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?