Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?