What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Mommy, I'm surf bored.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What game do cows play at parties?