What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?