Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Who do camels find most inspiring?