I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which insect makes the best father?