What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?