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What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why are baseball games at night?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?