What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are trees so good at interior design?