What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What tree has the most bark?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?