Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?