Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where do books sleep?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Which subject has two parts?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call bears with no ears?