Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How do you compliment a cat?