Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?