Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do automobiles fly?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?