What do you say if you meet a toad?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do two skunks argue?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?