What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Families are like fudge.
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?