Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How does a cow do math?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?