Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How did the toad die?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?