How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do bees gossip?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?