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What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is the tallest building in the world?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?