Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was the musician arrested?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?