What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?