What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?