Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?