Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?