What do you call a cow with a twitch?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?