Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do nosey peppers do?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How does a squid go into battle?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?