Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do frogs get to work?