Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do mice need oiling?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How is cat food sold?