Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What nationality is Santa Claus?