Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the mime upset?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What goes zzub, zzub?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you get kids to do something?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?