How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do you organize a space party?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.