What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What bird is always sad?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do kittens go to school?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which dance will a chicken not do?