Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?