Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
When do mice play every day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a rabbit barber?