What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?