Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do bees buzz?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a short cow?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?