Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
They know all about bullseyes.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?