I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?