When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How do you make a walnut laugh?