Which cats have the best manners?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What tea do footballers drink?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?