What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do plants hate algebra?