What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?