What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?