What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Do dads always snore?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What animal loves Indian food?