What dance was the most popular in 1776?
The indepen-dance.
What's the most masculine animal?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which dogs love to study science?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?