Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?