When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What nationality are most fish?
How is cat food sold?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?