Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How does a barber get to work?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a short cow?
When should you stop for a glow worm?