Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?