Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?