What do ducks get after they eat?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?