My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?