What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How long do chickens work?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?