Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What is the most attractive fruit?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why was the broom late for school?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Did you take the patient's temperature?