What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?