Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What animal has the most fun?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?