What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?