What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?