Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?