Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do they produce Christian films?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the mime upset?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What does a cat go to sleep on?