Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which insect makes the best father?