Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?