Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why are the mountains so tired?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?