Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
How did groundhogs get their name?